May 22

Learning will occur

Tag: Abu Dhabi DC 2012Kal @ 11:58 am

Wayne, Lilli and I fly out to our first check point. Set down in the sand we run her through the aircraft, how the emergency exits work, the brace position and where to put your lunch so that the tuna in your sandwiches doesn’t ferment (answer: somewhere not in the desert).

We share some stories, familiarise ourselves with the layout of the bag and agree a plan of action if we get a tasking.

And then we all sit down.

Emergency staff have an innate skill that is rarely recognised. It’s the ability to sit and wait. It’s what we do, mostly. Just sit about and wait for something to go wrong for someone else. I honed my waiting skills in the British Red Cross, making sure at every moment that I had *something* to be doing while the horizons were clear.

That might be study, or reading, or sleeping, or practicing, or writing.

But I’ve always got something.

Wayne’s background is military and security. He’s better at sitting doing fuck all than I am.

Lilli is a foundation doctor.

Her days are…busy. She’s always running, always going.

We stop her, clip her wings and sit her in the aircraft cabin, where her brains start to short circuit.

“Come ON!” she enthuses, glaring at the mobile phone that lies on the floor between us all.

“I mean….I don’t want an ACCIDENT, but…but…..”

Wayne and I grin at each other.

The phone sits, silently, glaring back at Lilli.

She hops out of the side door and kicks sand about. Draws patterns with her toes.

“RIGHT!” she starts “Stories! What’s your worst-thing-you’ve-ever-seen?”

Between the three of us, prehospital, hospital and warfare, we come up with some dooseys.

The phone remains quiet.

She disembarks again.

“I know. We’ll play beach cricket.”

Wayne and I stare at each other, then her.

“The fuck?”

“Beach cricket! It’ll be great…”

She pulls the pry bar from the back of the medkit.

“This would work as a bat…”

Crumples up a plastic bag and starts to wrap it in gaffer tape from the side of my pack.”

“And a ball….”

We all convene, Wayne and I slide our shades down our noses.

“Are you serious?”

“Absolutely, c’mon, it’ll be fun.”

“It’s thirty two degrees.”

Which means, by the way, that the sand temperature will be forty two.

The ground level will be nearly fifty.

You could cook dinner on the helo’s rails.

I have an idea; reaching into the cabin I pull the med kit out and then the spinal board.

But then I have a change of heart and swap the spinal board for the oxygen tank instead.

“Before we play cricket? You have a mission.”

“I do?”

“Yup.”

I hand her the response kit.

“Your patient is….”

I scan the horizon, pick a tree a dune or so away, about the distance we’d typically land at from a crash.

“Under the third tree, you see it?”

It’s about a hundred metres away.

“I see it.”

“Ok. Go see him, come back and then tell us you want to play beach cricket.”

She looks at the two of us, takes the kit from my hands and takes a half dozen steps.

“Are you fucking with me?”

“Nope. Think of it as environmental familiarisation.”

Wayne cuts in.

“In fairness, this terrain’s a lot flatter than normal.”

She grins and strides out into the distance.

Long tab.

The pilot leans out of the cockpit and glares at the two of us.

“You guys are assholes.”

We’re giggling too hard to pay attention.

Five minutes later Lilli is back, her boots full of sand from every step sinking into the ground as she walks.

She dumps the kit into the heli.

“So….beach cricket?”

She grabs a canteen of water from the cabin, swallows deeply.

“Fuck beach cricket.”

There we go…

10 Responses to “Learning will occur”

  1. Pa State Cop says:

    You Sir, Are a Bastard. Well Done.

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  2. philsuth says:

    Are those overhead wires as close to the helicopter as the photo makes it appear?

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  3. Win-Stone says:

    “. . . and here endeth Lesson No. 1″

    :-)

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  4. Cath says:

    Well played, indeed.

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  5. David says:

    You might want to send her for a lefthanded smokeshifter next time.. Tee hee.

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  6. James says:

    That or the long stand ?

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  7. emma says:

    32C . . meh!

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  8. Mike says:

    Doctors traditionally learn from practical example, good thinking that man.

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  9. The Jannie says:

    No stamina, young people nowadays . . .

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  10. kiri says:

    I thought you were the babysitting king. Though maybe I spy gets pretty dull pretty quickly in a desert.

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