A new low.
A 21 year old woman gets drunk at her friend's house, goes to the bathroom and feels it is preferable to sit on the floor than stand up.
They phone an ambulance.
We arrive and ask her to stand up.
She informs us that she doesn't want to.
We reply that she can't spend the night on her pal's bathroom floor and we're not spending the evening there either.
She gets up, calls a cab and goes home.
999, having difficult conversations so you don't have to.