Mar 06
Kal’s lifestyle tips.
If it’s a beautiful day in the neighbourhood, and the air smells of tarmac and sunshine, and you’ve stolen your flatmate’s Ipod to go shopping and you’re in Lidl and you’re hearing songs that you’ve not heard for a long time and you’re singing along under your breath?
Don’t sing “I’m gonna fuck you gently.” by Tenacious D.
The old ladies will glare at you.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
“I’m gonna ball you discreetly… Oooooo!
And then you say hey I bought you flowers, and you say wait a minute Sally, I think I’ve got something in my teeth can you get out for me?
Now thats fucking teamwork.”
Excellent taste in music.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
It’s not the smartest thing to be caught singing the BeeGees while walking down hospital corridors either.
Maybe I should just stop leaving the ward? But at least you have better taste in music than me.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I used to sing that song Put It In My MOuth back in the day on the bus on my way to school all of the time.
It wasn’t that I really liked the song.
I just really liked how shocked people would be.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
I dunno, “Ooooh, oooh ohhh, staying alive” is kinda ironic.
March 6th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
You know, Wardbunny - we blew up a baseball stadium here in the 70’s to get rid of that kind of music…
http://www.discodemolition.com/
March 6th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
that song is awesome.
March 6th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
David - It’s very ironic (I was on a geriatric ward at the time!).
Sewmouse - Can’t help it. Tragedy was stuck in my head that day (also more irony). I think some would notice if I tried that one at Murryfield!
March 7th, 2008 at 12:38 am
RFLOL
I actually pictured that sight
thanks for the laugh
March 7th, 2008 at 9:56 am
There’s nothing better than the smell of tarmac. old ladies are easily pacified with a werthers so don’t worry about it .
March 7th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I thought I was going to have to call one of your southern co-workers out cos I laughed so much I nearly choked on my crisps!!
March 9th, 2008 at 3:41 am
Just hum.
March 9th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
/me wanders off humming the riff from “Wonderboy”, in a sort of tribute to one of the greatest songs in the world. (Ha, see what I did there?)
JD
March 9th, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Even worse is when an old dear winks and says “In your dreams, love”.